Rural Dictionary

Donald Trumps Ear

Your new toy sucks. It is like Donald Trumps Ear

by Chingchongwingwongwalawalabang April 20, 2018

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donald trump level stupid

When something is so stupid it surpasses regular stupid, then it's Donald Trump level stupid. It doesn't get much more stupid than that.

John: We should totally go sleep in the haunted house tonight.

Dwight: John, man, that's not just stupid - that's Donald Trump level stupid!

John: Yeah, you're right. What was I thinking?

by Dr. Mr. Sir. X December 14, 2015

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When the sex is that bad you are forced to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver and tell the person your having sex with that their fired!

When you fire a prostitute for lousy sex.

The act of saying, "Your Fired!" during sex.

When you fire your girlfriend/boyfriend, one night stand or someone you've just picked up; that does not meet your standards in sex.

"I'm sorry I'm not that kinna girl that would go down on a guy on a first date."

"Sorry babe!" "I'm gonna have to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver, Your Fired!" "I'll call you a cab and you can wait out on the street corner while I organise a more experienced player for my cock."

I picked this really drunk chick up at a club, she seemed alright at the club. Either I sobered up, or she got more uglier. But during sex she started slobbering all over my dick and didn't know how to give head, so I had to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver and fire her ass!

"I love sucking cock, am I doing it right?"

"Your Fired!"

by The Moody Poet January 7, 2007

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The Donald Trump

The Donald Trump is when you are banging someone with a leftwing political belief and right before you cum you holler at them that you voted for Trump! Hang on for the ride as they try buck you off. Like a rodeo ride.

Last night I was banging this chick, I told her I voted for Trump and she tried to buck me off like a bull! 8 second ride baby! I love doing the Donald Trump!

by Poopy Mcneckbeard October 31, 2019

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