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The act of shaving a woman's pubic hairs and adding them to an omelet for purposes of sexual gratification.
I served my boyfriend a Uganda lawnmower egg yesterday. To get me back he gave me a Tony Danza.
Similar to eggs Danny Thomas style but with the twist being the squatter eats St. Louis style BBQ before the act.
I heard Eggs Larry Levy style is even messier than Danny Thomas style.
A burger that comes with a deviled egg
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Sympathy for the Deviled Egg Burger, you should try it!"
An insult used as a come back when in a verbal fight.
Garry: Your a dick!
Ben: Im going to fry your mums eggs!
Teaching some process which should already be known, especially to a person who should already know it.
"What does this woman think she's doing? Teaching multiplication to a Calculus class is like teaching grandma to suck eggs!"
When you cum inside a girl while she pisses on your dick.
"Me and my girl had sex last night and made some egg drop soup, if you know what I mean. ;)"
"There was egg drop soup all over the place after I banged her last night."
To wank ones own johnson to release a build up of jizz. Same as having a pull, choking the chicken, beat the meat, Spanking the monkey etc.
1. She got me so worked up and left I had to go to my room and rack off an egg!!
2. I love to lay in bed and rack off an egg!!