Go shit a rainbow egg

Something Sergeant Cid should do.

Person 1: HEY SERGEANT CID, GO SHIT A RAINBOW EGG.
Sergeant Cid: srtop it.

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Uganda Lawnmower Egg

The act of shaving a woman's pubic hairs and adding them to an omelet for purposes of sexual gratification.

I served my boyfriend a Uganda lawnmower egg yesterday. To get me back he gave me a Tony Danza.

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Eggs Larry Levy style

Similar to eggs Danny Thomas style but with the twist being the squatter eats St. Louis style BBQ before the act.

I heard Eggs Larry Levy style is even messier than Danny Thomas style.

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Sympathy for the Deviled Egg Burger

A burger that comes with a deviled egg

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Sympathy for the Deviled Egg Burger, you should try it!"

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Fry your mums eggs

An insult used as a come back when in a verbal fight.

Garry: Your a dick!
Ben: Im going to fry your mums eggs!

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teaching grandma to suck eggs

Teaching some process which should already be known, especially to a person who should already know it.

"What does this woman think she's doing? Teaching multiplication to a Calculus class is like teaching grandma to suck eggs!"

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barack egg roll

When a woman sticks her tit in the dillhole of a man as she lactates and the man semens, causing excruciating pain for the man.

I don't want a fucking barack egg roll, that shit fucking hurts.

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