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A disease that currently infects 67.75 million people.
Person 1: What are you?
Person 2: I'm French!
Person 1: I'm so sorry
The French are people coming from France or its islands.
The French are people with great presence because they are classy, extremely charismatic, have a sense of style, speak one of the most respected languages in the world and because they come from the country that everyone dreams of visiting. The French are noticed no matter where they go.
The French make you dream!
« Impossible is not French. »
Someone who is crazy and doesn’t know what personal space is and asks rapid fire questions about where you live
Normal person 1: hey look over there, that kid is going around and standing annoying close to all the people he is talking to and trying to get all their personal information.
Normal person 2: he must be French.
Normal person 1: now he’s touching them even tho he just met them.
Normal person 2: he’s 100% French
The language you use when you want to make someone know that you think you are a posh twat and is better than you in every way. It is repulsive and considered a sin to even say the word "French" in a church,catherdral or any holy place( doesn't matter which religion) It is also common courtesy not to speak any french in any place as you have now become a burden upon society
Judge: You have been charged of being French, how do you plead?
French Person: Guilty
The people that surrender... a lot
"The French people waved their white flag very high."
The language where it is spelled "211chickenpoo"
But pronounced "alligator"
No but actually...
"African Meatballs"
Is spelled "A'chifàn Meàmbèis"
And "Hairy Leg Factory" is
"Haèvy le A'leone À Tootwu Fahashtagy"
(ps. No it's Not... I'm just trying to make my little sister believe it is)
About to lie to my sista 'bout french...
This is how It's gonna go:
-you know, bla bla bla
-NO THAT'S NOT TRUE
-YES! look!!!
-OMG!!!!