Pay the ghost.

To Wash the bed linen after an erotic dream is to pay the ghost.

The way you were moaning in your sleep last night i reckon you're gonna have to Pay the ghost. today

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Ghost Plane

A plane that you can hear but cant see..

Some guy: -hears plane then looks up trying too see it- "What teh ballz?! I can hear a plane but i cant see it?! huh..."

Douche: "I cant hear anything....huhuhuhuh"

Some guy: "OMG, IM GOING INSANE! IM CRAZY, DAMAGED, BROKEN, DISTURBED, MENTAL! IM-"

Friend: "Dont worry dude, its just a ghost plane...."

Some guy: "Oh right..."

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Ghost Busting

At the mid point of the evening when you leave without saying good by to your friends to go home.

Person A: Wheres Grant gone?
Person B: I think he ghost busted outta of here
Person A: That Ghost Busting bast**d

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Ghost dicked

When you just sucked your mans dick and he came in your mouth. Then you share a drink or share a friends fork/spoon

Mark: Here wanna try some of my food.

Me: Sorry Mark I just ghost dicked you.

Mark: You sucked dick didn’t you ?

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Zip Ghost

A zip ghost is someone who smoked so much that they can no longer function.

Dam dude you smoked all my reefer and now your a zip ghost.

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riding the ghost train

The feeling after being on a bender which offers up sweats, chills and shakes along with disturbed sleep and horrible dreams.

How are you feeling after that 3 day bender?
Aw man, a was riding the ghost train all last night, I feel like shit!

a ghost with a sperm-box

(in Russian призрак с детородным органом) :

a) an offensive term for a Muslim wears the full body burqa, instead of simply the hijab

b) (as a replacement for paternalism): a new misogynistic method of parental control, and punishment, used by ISIS against their female captives

girl: I am considering converting to Islam

boy: do you want to look like a ghost with a sperm-box, as in definition a) above, or would you like to suffer under a misogynistic paternal order?

girl : eeuw....I've never seen or heard of such a thing, i mean as a punishment

boy: well that's what you'll suffer if you do convert to Islam, especially if you want to join ISIS