I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs

A phrase originally used in The Office which means to follow someone who isn't going anywhere or has no potential.

Your going nowhere! I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs!

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well fuck you and the horse you rode in on

an insult directed at a person who brings a "high horse" attitude to her/his dealings with others

"well fuck you and the horse you rode in on!"

most often pronouns are used when the subject is not actually present

"well fuck her and the horse she rode in on!"

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Shut up woman, get on my horse.

A website with no further intention than to provide you a place to enjoy wonderful horse pop (or lemonade). Byfar the single most amazing flash video ever created.

Look at my horse; my horse is amazing.
Give it a lick.
“MMMmm! It tastes just like raisins!”
Have a stroke of it’s mane,
it turns into a plane,
and then it turns back again when you tug on it’s winky.
“Oooo that’s dirty!”
Do you think so?
Well I better not show you where the lemonade is made -
Sweet lemonade, mmmm sweet lemonade.
Sweet lemonade, yeah sweet lemonade.
Get on my horse I’ll take you ’round the universe -
and all the other places, too.
“I think you’ll find that the universe pretty much covers everything.”
Shut up woman, get on my horse.

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does a hobby horse have a hickory dick?

A response to an obvious "yes" question.

Does a hobby horse have a hickory dick?hobby,horse,hickory,wooden,dick

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Mount me and ride me like a horse

(mount, as a horse). (ride me, to fuck me hard and fast)

He's going mount me and ride me like a horse tonight. I can't wait!

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hold this tale and let me fuck this horse

shut up, stop interrupting me, and listen.

would you hold this tale and let me fuck this horse please!!??

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does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?

a question that begs to be answered, an absolute positive yes.

Does everyone pay Wesley? Does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?

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