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When a man goes to fuck a girl in the ass, but puts his cock only half-way in, then throws up all over his cock and the girls ass, and continues fucking her.
Person 1: "Dude, I did a half-assed superman with my girl last night!"
Person 2: "Ew! That's fucking sick!"
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Doing retarded shit. Also used to reefer to the unit first Battalion second aviation regiment.
We keep doing the same shit over and over. Hooah half ass full blast
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Half-first cousin’s granddaughter.
My half-great-cousin-niece is a good person.
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Not attractive.
Dude! Did you see that boxer? He has a face like a half eaten hamburger!
An awesome/terrible bit of fanfiction writing by squirrelking.
Starring John Freeman in his attempt to help his brother Gordon Freeman, it is chock full of hysterical spelling errors and poor writing. Also has a sequel- Half Life: Full Life Consequences 2 What Has Tobe Done
2.A fantastically mod-ed depiction of squirrelking's fanfic, narrated quite energetically. It has become somewhat popular online. Available on youtube
Here are the links to both forms of Half Life: Full Life Consequences
1. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2945837/1/Halflife_Fulllife_Consequences
2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs
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Used to compare two things that are the same.
Half/Half
50/50
If I go left or right i'll turn up at the same place in the end. It's six of one half dozen of the other.
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It means that 6 of something is exactly the same as half a dozen of another. An analogy used to say what your doing isn't different then something else. Also used for objects or many other things that are similar or the same.
Sally: Its half past two.
Joe: Don't you mean 2:30
Sally: Six of one half a dozen of another.
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