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A long time ago In the 1990s , there was a shittastic band called Limp Biscuit.
The singer of this rubbish racket was a portly stockwhite dork named Durst.
Durst wore a red cap
Like all the time
Once popular with Stock Whiteguys and the Obese breeder types, by the mid aughts the band was a shitstain of its former self.
Durst finally realized wearing a red baseball hat everyday is dorktarded and went fullretard; throwing boxes upon boxes of his once cherished headwear in dumpsters across the state of Florida.
Before the dumpsters were picked up by the local trash company a small manlet named Eric Trump discovered this cache of red hats while dumpster diving in his search for a wife.
In an instant he had an idea to save his father money on his upcoming presidential campaign!
And the Red MAGA Hat was born
"Holy shit even after twenty-some years my Red Maga Hat still pops out in a crowd. I love to scare those lib-tard lizards"
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Gay hat is equivalent to that of “yass” or “slay.” It can be used in any context and does not have to make sense
“this coffee is so gay hat” “omg you look so good gay hat” “slayy gay hat!!”
condition that happens after you put a hat on after a haircut and can’t take it off. To cure you have to be shown ass or boobies.
Hey let me see ur haircut. I can’t i have glued hat syndrome.
National buy a bucket hat day! National Buy a Bucket Hat Day is celebrated on November 12
“Hey, let’s run to the store to buy a bucket hat because it’s national buy a bucket hat day!”
When a guy’s hair fucked up so he wears an “LV” cap/hat to cover those patches and the receding hairline,
“He is always stunting but have you seen his hair”
“He is hat fishing all em girl”
A hat made out of witch's skin with an asshole inside of it and is super cursed. Whoever wears ends up with bad luck.
It's a bloody stupid hat with a bloody stupid curse on it, and every time he wears it something bloody stupid terrible happens. I've tried throwing it away, but every time I do, it ends up crawling back, literally!
Derived from the popular series “One Piece”, to be or commit an act of “straw-hat” means to illegally pirate, specifically pertaining to the internet.
“Yo, check out this Internet Archive link! I just straw-hatted the new Korn album!”
“Bro, if anyone ever went through my downloads, they’d figure out I’m a straw-hat.”