Timing Belt

noun: A timing belt, or cam belt (informal usage), is a part of an internal combustion engine that controls the timing of the engine's valves. The belt itself is one of man's most painstaking automotive repairs as it requires 5-8 hours to replace. A timing belt repair is one of the most unsatisfactory jobs because it does not show any sign of improvement after replacing. A common timing belt repair is $700 dollars at a mechanic and almost $1,000 at a dealership. A poor functioning timing belt can also be an excuse to hang with friends.

Boy 1: "Yo dude can you chill this weekend?"

Boy 2:"Nah man I gotta change the timing belt in the truck."

Boy 1:"Alright I guess Ill talk to you later."

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nig time

When someone you know is always running late and or slow to complete a task; not having a sense of time or urgency.

Me: Man, i've been waiting on my drug dealer to deliver this g.

Friend: Where is this guy,I just want to smoke!
Me: Sorry man, he runs on nig time.

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great times

To proclaim extreme pleasure, and/or eventful times normally involving alcohol. It can be used to describe the event, or to share with others the acknowledgement of your positive feelings about a meeting or event.

In question form: 'Did you go for great times last night?'

Exclamation: 'Great times!' - normally followed by clinking glasses together in the traditional 'cheers' motion.

Response to news:

A Guy: 'So did you hook up with xxx last night?'
Laid Guy: 'Yup'
A Guy: 'Great times'

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Draco Timing

Basically, you come into a group chat as soon as something sexual is going on.

“Damn, you got some Draco Timing.”
or
“Jennifer has another sense. Perfect Draco Timing.”

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Wine Time

A specific time that is set aside in order to consume wine.

It is closely related to "pre's" or "pre drinks" as it is usually a pre-determined time put aside to drink.

"I think we need some wine time girls"

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wrench time

The amount of time spent working on a mechanical project either repairing or assembling from the ground up. In most cases, it refers to a project in the automotive industry.

"I didn't put in 100+ hours of wrench time on my ride just so I could lose it on a TV show as gay as Pinks."

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Time Check

When you expect or thought you felt a text or a phone call, but instead you just got either an alert for a game, or nothing at all. You then feel embarrassed and read the time aloud, as if that was your true intention.

She checked her phone expecting to see a text from her friend. Nothing. "The time is 3:37," she read to her sibling who was watching her. She had successfully pulled off a "Time Check."

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