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Last night my girlfriend let me get a burrito after dark
Online purchasing behavior is not linear, but the classic attribution model wants it to be. Instead, most leads come in via word of mouth that's untrackable. In-person chats, DMs, Slack conversations, podcast mentions, etc.
Because you can't measure those, it's called the dark funnel.
I've heard that Wynter gets all its leads through the dark funnel
Just like no nut November December is when you make dark jokes in front of the minority the minority you are making fun of
“Oh shit it’s dark December we gonna have a problem when the Niggers since they want their holiday from picking cotton”
Said jack in front of a gang of black guys.
“I guess I will wait till they can’t breath”
Ex.2
“Lemme send u to the gas chamber with the Jews and Fags ”
Said Kobe in front of the gays and faggots
“I hope this won’t blow up”
verb. can be used in reference before or during the act of anal sex.
Me: How's it goin Chad?
Chad from Alltel: Great, Me.
Me: What's happening tonight?
Chad from Alltel: Gonna take this smokin' hot thing to Chili's and then on to the *low roaring voice* JOURNEY TO THE DARK STARRRR!
Someone who shits in the dark, no lights, nothing.
"I heard Danny shits in the dark"
"He's a true Dark Shisher"
When you know exactly what you are supposed to do, but still fuck it up anyway.
Person 1: Are you sure you got all of them?
Person 2: Yeah, they all say immune.
Person 1: No they don't you missed one, that's a dark 5 moment bro.
Person 2: Go Fuck yourself.
A redneck term that refers to sunglasses.
Hey Wayne-O grab my Dark Eyes.