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The biggest lie we were all told as kids
Mom: Don't worry sweetie, everything will work out.
Me with depression and anxiety: THE HELL IT WILL
The coolest person in the history of humanity.
You've seen that Obama dude? Yeah, he's almost a Camilla Work
Pooping on the toilet, while masturbating at work.
I decided to take a Kentucky Work-Break when I got real horny at work and was short on time, so I rubbed one out while taking a shit.
Masturbating in the porta-john while you're still on the clock.
I got a little horny at work today, so I took a Kentucky work break.
A guy with a good masturbating technique.
Hey there Billy, wanna go for some love time? ...my hand works great on a snake.
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Another fancier, more acceptable way to say that your masturbating
Jeff: What are you doing later Tom?
Tom: Im working out my guycep later.
Jeff: What gym do you go to?
Tom: My computer chair.
A type of elderly coworker that has years of experience in any and all things. All knowing. Shamanistic in their behavior. Wise. Knowledgeable. Old as fuck. But really cool. Has the funniest stories of the old days. Makes you laugh until you piss yourself. Still Parties hard!!!
My work grandpa told me a story about how he uses dating apps on his new phone to get laid.
Work Grandpa went to the Canadien Woodstock in the 60’s and did acid, reefer and mescaline for days.