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berkunstochs (excuse my bad spelling)
Yo look at dat lame ass honky Brad and his goddamn jesus sandles.
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a drink composed of 1 part vodka, 2 parts milk, 1 part half-n-half, and 2 parts Nesquik.
keep your rosary close, but keep your black jesus closer...
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When a woman feels sorry for a man due to certain misfortunes or troubles and sleeps with him to help him feel better.She feels she can save him,even though for a minute..or two,max five!
1.He had been dumped by his girlfriend and lost his job on the same day so she got the Jesus Syndrome and gave him some.
2.Guy: (over the phone) Hi there.Will you come over tonight for some more loving
Chic:Dude like I told you the last 15 nights you've called,hell no! What we had last time was Jesus Syndrome. You've got a prosthetic leg now so you can walk again.I'm cured,stop calling me!
Guy: Bitch!
Chic:*hangs up*
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The best food in the world, straight from the ass of jesus or barbers oven
Barber you fat shit give me your Jesus Shit
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When a gay dude shaves his pubes into the shape of a cross.
His robe fell open, exposing his perfect Ginger Jesus.
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Giving someone a footjob with a hole inside your foot
Dude, is your girl fine since the accident?
Yeah, we've done some kinky shit with it, she even gave me a jesus footjob!
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High Quality Smack. When Heroin is loaded in a syringe. Particularly dark/green tinted worked-up Heroin. One is thought to have ecstasy close to god-like from this.
Jimmy: "Yo, Tom you gotta get you some of this Jesus Juice. Shit's got me smacked off my tits!"
Tom: "Word? I tried some of that shit last week, had me speaking to God and shit!"
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