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white things in the mouth
If you, for whatever reason, cannot
stand the usage of the word 'teeth', this is your go-to phrase.
Usage:
- One of the white things in my mouth has been loose since yesterday, should I go to the guy who helps you take care of the white things?
Something is stuck between the white things in my mouth.
The white things in the mouth are broken.
when u suck a girls pussy were it starts to stop itching
god damn my pussy itches wanna mouth booty scratcher my pussy
Busting a load in someone’s mouth.
Hey holly.. I’m gonna make my communion in your mouth later!
A fictional disease characterized by open-mouth sores, brown nasal discharge, and uncontrollable salivation. Commonly spread through toilet seats, handling praying mantises, and the consumption of kale.
You look tired. Have you been tested for Texas River Mouth?
When you have bumps that hurt like pimples (but not pimples), from lickin to much of that tainted goodness.
Michael: my mouth hurts bro
Joe: why?
Michael: I have these bumps on the inside of my mouth, i thinks there pimples?
Joe: nah... you got mouthaghitis (mouth herpes) bro
Michael: what?
Joe: it's when you have bumps on the in side of your mouth, from lickin that tainted goodness.
Michael: oh...gross man.
when a russian man bites a ukrainian women in the ass
yooo I just preformed a russian pork mouth on my gf
You, a bitch ass recruit, has made the mistake of whispering to a drill instructor instead of ripping your throat apart trying to scream
*insert command* “aye aye sir” ok open your fat ass mouth “AYE AYE SIR”