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A film director that demands things to be awesome.
The God of Explosions.
He is always criticized by haters that his films are all eye-candy with tons of CGI, explosions, action, hot actresses, but with weak plots or no character development. Like that's a bad thing.
Michael Bay knows how to use his CGI. He knows how to direct his action. His films will never win Oscars for best film or best screenplay. But they will entertain you, and that's what it's all about.
Michael Bay has also proven his awesomeness by poking fun of himself in the Verizon ad. He has a great sense of humor, which is rare nowadays.
Michael Bay = Pure Genius
- Hey, there goes Michael Bay!
*BOOOOOOM!!!*
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A fish. A fast fish.
Eight gold medals won at the China games.
The highest number of medals won by
a participant in a single Olympics.
Legend!
Michael Phelps is my hero :)
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The most overrated athlete in modern history. Selfish, concerned only with scoring titles, willing to win if it didn't interfere with his personal glory.
Along with David Stern, ruined the modern NBA, creating an environment of selfishness and showboating.
Michael Jordan is on your team? Good luck getting any shots off! I hope they brought another ball!
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The Definition of a Sh*t lad. Any males whom venture away from the pub/a girls room to watch a Michael Bublé concert shall loose all Lad Status.
Womble : "Hey Scotland Lad, wanna go watch Michael Bublé"?
Scotland Lad : "Yeah sure babe!."
Rest of the World : "Sh*t Lad!"
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The most dominant Olympic swimmer today. He is nothing but a self-absorbed, gold-digging glory hogging PIG who is inevitably going to win THE most gold medals ever and break Spitz's sacred record. He will PWN the Olympics and make every other Olympian into PUSSIES. He will become the GOD of Olympics and the GREATEST Olympian of All Time.
Michael Phelps will inevitably win eight gold medals in Beijing and nobody in the world is fast enough to derail him.
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-A natural born human mermaid man who swims the fastest.
-Resulting in first places for 8th straight event.
-You're such a michael phelps.
-You did the michael phelps!
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The God of water. A legend in the Olympics. An American who has ten gold medals and still counting. He is one hell of a beast in the water.
Michael Phelps doesn't run, he swims on land.
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