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When one drags his nuts across the scree of an unattended cell phone of either an unsuspecting victim or arch enemy.
That prick left his phone on his desk, so I gave him the sweaty monkey.
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The same as "Magic Nigger": a black person who is polite, law-abiding, peaceful, friendly, respectful to women, etc.
You always get these Magic Monkeys on TV, don't you? What world are these people living in?
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The guy in a circle of stoners whos job it is to bill up the joints all night long. Possibly as payment for smoking other peoples green.
someone bill up another joint..
eh, i chipped in, im not being your rolling monkey do it yourself.
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Jurassic Monkey.A word used as a substitute for the word "drug" or a substitute for the specific name of a drug, such as "dope, crack, cocaine" and various other drugs of that variety that Green Day made up to avoid being censored when speaking of drugs.
Tre Cool of Green Day is on way too many Jurassic Monkeys.
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An act of having sex, whether it be intercourse or any other sexual contact, underneath covers, with other people in the presence of the situation.
Guy 1: "Man look I think they are having sex under there"
Guy 2:"Yeah, they are monkey dunking hardcore"
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A bunch of rejects that haven't made it pass grade 3 that go around "menacing" and doxing and swatting people.
'did you hear about monkey squad raiding that kids house?'
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Derogatory term for a PC Support person.
"Damn, my PC just blew up!!!" "So get a desktop monkey to fix it..."
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