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An amount of money equaling a thousand dollars; A grand; A g
Steve won the poker tournament and took home a cookie monster flip stack.
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To jerk off, masterbate, relieve yourself sexually, jerk it till you cant work it, putting on some vaseline and greko-roman wrestling your penis
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Sprinkling crumbled cookies in someone's ass then pouring a jug of milk inside and have them sit on your face while you eat and drink it out
I'm going to Cookie Monster swirl that bitch
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sony, when your post count goes down due to archiving
the evil sony monster keeps stealing my posts!
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our all powerful god, the savior to us all
he is our god!!!
joe: hey did you know that the flying spaghetti monster is our god?
jessica: yeah who doesnt
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Monsters inc nigga toes is a term used to describe men with hairy, Long, and skinny toes. The toes resemble those of mike. Wazoeski’s toes.
Tyler’s got them Monsters inc nigga toes.
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When you stand up after sex fully erect, and you clock your head on the running ceiling fan.
Example 1: I just had sex with that hot Kayla chick and after I got Virginia Monster Truck Tired. I swear I have a concussion.
Example 2: Jack fucked me but it wasn't good, the only good thing was him getting Virginia Monster Truck Tired.
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