A nasty fishy wanna be country girl that will blow anyone with a lifted truck. Often found getting railed in the woods.
Amber Bostic is not only a fishy swamp moose she is also a mud cricket.
A female who enjoys white claws only slightly more than giving blow Jon’s to ransoms guys driving their fathers truck. Often found in the Hogwaller mud holes just outside of Palatka fl. Can be identified by the rubber boots and push up bikini top she wears. Also frequently screams “yeet yeet” for absolutely no reason.
This mud cricket is covered in mud and wants to blow me and my buddy.
Tammy T From the. D.M.I
That mud cricket is smashing all the dope men.
Typically very thin (usually due to drug use,) white female, who enjoys the company of African American males.
Did you see that mud cricket walking down 14th street from the trap house this morning?
A happy hour Slippy to the Whoopi.
When I was done tongue punching her fart box she blew a mud shot in my eye
A brown streak across one’s upper lip resembling a moustache.
Darryl drives an electric car. He loves it when his girlfriend sticks one finger up his butthole while kissing him ever so tenderly, and then finishes by giving him a mud moustache.
The act in which two people take turns shitting a runny one on each others' chests.
Person 1: Why are you ordering extra hot tacos tonight?
Person 2: It's the key to unleashing a 50 caliber mud rinse