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When someone cuts your dick into two. Someone might call it a snake tongue.
Damn dude, Becky gave you a bi penis
A long shlong.
Or a shlong which becomes long.
"Hey Fred, Do you have an Extendo-penis?"
"Of course I do."
When a guy’s dick is touching a girls strap on
Timmy just got done penis colliding with Lexy
An appendage on the male human's body used to destroy some bitch's virginity (if not already destroyed) while in the action of having sex
the action of jizzing into/onto another man
the action of "shooting" your man milk(semen) into another mans penis
i used my penis pistol to completely destroy some new hoe last night.
i was penis pistoled by some old creepy dude in that dark alleyway yesterday.
while docking with him we kept penis pistoling eachother for almost an hour.
The Life Of A Penis
The Life Of A Penis
The life of a Penis
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him
A male who provides sex and companionship along with emotional support. Not quiet a boyfriend, but more than a Bed Buddy.
I just need a penis friend in my life for when I’m horny or when I’ve had a bad day.
When a man partakes in sexual intercourse with a woman on her period, does not wash his penis for three or more days, and the woman proceeds to suck the dried fermented crust off of his penis whilst performing oral sex.
when it comes to the ultimate in fine dining, there's no going past a penis parmagiana