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A builders piss is when ones trip to the john for a quick slash takes longer than expected due to the need to take a shit
"ah mate sorry about the wait that turned into a builders piss real quick"
Someone who is annoyingly stupid; always got their ugly head up their fucking ass hole.
You're very stupid fucking piss kisser
Urinating in a Morse code pattern after ejaculating.
Mark took a Morse piss after masturbating.
The congealed substance normally found on toilet bowls and surrounding floor areas, normally occurs 2 years after last bleaching. Not to be confused with jelly and ice cream
I just wiped my arse and got piss jelly up my hand!
To pity someone, which we NEVER DO...NEVER PISS IN THE YARD.
JIM: Dawg, I know the breakup was hard.... I am pissing in the yard for you.
TOM: DOOOD!!!! we NEVER EVER, PISS IN THE YARD.
A person who makes his living by collecting, handling, testing, storing, etc., stinking little shot glasses of other people's urine.
Hey Roy! ... I don't see you skulking around in public urinals much these days! That's true Vic! ... I sent in a matchbook cover and got my diploma as a PISS FELCHER and now I get paid to watch people piss!
When a male attempts to urinate standing up while his penis is erect. In most cases he must squat, bend, etc. in efforts to get his penis as close as possible to the bowl without actually touching it leaving him in a peculiar and uncomfortable position. This normally occurs in conjunction with morning wood, or immediately after ejaculating.
Mike 1: I'll brb dude, I gotta take a stiff piss.
Mike 2: Why the fuck is your dick hard?