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when you ask somebody a simple question, but instead they end up going off topic and talking nonsense.
all i did was ask her what her favorite thing to do is, then she started talking about her past trauma told her i didnt order a Yapperoni Pizza
This relate by the spanish speakers, to have sex with children or help someone to do it
Man, that girl is so hot that I want to order a pizza!
People that fight for your right to enjoy cheese pizza no matter what the manufacturing date is, as long as it's not 18 years or older.
Matt Gaetz is a real pizza warrior, much like Roy Moore, Tim Nolan, Dennis Hastert, Richard Dasen Sr., Keith Westmoreland, Paul Ingram, Earl Kimmerling, Stephen White, John Hathaway, Robert Bauman, Dan Crane, Donald Lukens, Strom Thurmond, and Donald Trump.
My uncle told me to flip his pizza. I have no clue what the fuck it means
"Go Flip my pizza boy" Anon's uncle exclaimed
"What the fuck?" Anon responded with confusion
Emergency pizza outfit is a socially acceptable looking set of clothes that pizza pros put on after ordering pizza online. The emergency outfit usually stays hidden under a comfy, stretched and obviously dirty sweater that gets thrown on a floor in panic upon hearing a doorbell by the pizza pro.
In an effort not to look like a complete flat troll, one can complement the emergency pizza outfit with a crazy, upside down head shake to make one's hair not look so blaaah.
Gurl, I'm so on point today. I even put on my emergency pizza outfit, so the delivery guy doesn't think I'm a freaking flat troll.
When you order a takeaway and believe you have enough time to masterbate and it arrives prematurely.
What are you doing tonight? Think I'm gonna stay in and pizza-bate
Pizza grease is the various bodily fluids that accumulate in the folds and creases of the nether regions, eventually staining the bedsheets during and especially after sexual intercourse. See also quim or, as read in Achewood, "dunk oil."
I need to do a load of laundry; I don't know if I'm depressed or just lazy, but I've been sleeping in pizza grease for days.