Play S.E.C. Official

masturbation, especially in lieu of work.

I have some reports to write for the boss before 5PM today, but I'd rather be play S.E.C. Official before I start working.

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playing pretend daddy

when a man is staying up with a woman who has children and is only there to get some and has no intention of being a father figure.

He is stayin there playing pretend Daddy, even though he has no intense in her children

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Playing with the dirty sock

another term for masturbation

"I wanna play with the dirty sock..."

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you played yourself

Got yourself exited for nothing

"Aye man there is 7 cats in that car"
*they look*
"Man you played yourself

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Redgies Role Play

A role playing server for faggot british geeks. They enjoy crapping on peoples parades. However they do have several very attractive, funny, and great trolls as seen in the examples below. The server is run my people who enjoy having dicks up their asses. For example, one may play gta and hit another character with a pool cue. The other character immediately bans the attacker, which is very gay. They say you are abusing an admin and not playing in character. i say they are flamming. This is a terrible server, never go on it except to spam the forums at www.redgies-rp.co.uk

kevman2000, kevman2001, kevman2002, kevman2003, kevman2004, kevman2005, kevman2006, kevman2007, manofkev2000, manofkev2001, manofkev20002, manofkev2003, ilikeprettyprincesses, Mynameisdwayne, and Jesuschrist12, FYI: Redgies Role Play is flamming

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play on my phone

to try and step when you know that I will keep it realer.

note: can be used in an abstract sense also.

origin: Chappelle's Show skit "when keepin' it real goes wrong"

Firefox needs to quit playin on my phone or I'm gonna use IE!

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putting the play down

having sex or engaging in any kind of sexual activity. Usually with a person people believe it won’t happen with.

“I’m putting the play down on her tomorrow.”

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