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A pocket watch (or pocketwatch) is a watch that is made to be carried in a pocket. It's a watch you carry, because a wristwatch is uncomfortable for you and you think that the watch on your phone
doesn't look good. Maybe you want to appear interesting, cool, classy, rich or as though you time travelled from before the 20th century.
Person 1: How much time did it take you to write this definition?
Person 2: About 10 minutes. I timed it with my pocket watch.
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You have a lot of money.
Sean Paul & the Youngbloodz pockets is fat.
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You have met two requirements: first, you have numbers on speed dial; second, you leave your cellphone in your pocket. Now every time you bend a certain way, you call one of your friends accidentally.
Thrip: That's three times today Chris has called me speaking static so strong he's like eating a potato chip sandwich. What's with him?
Sandle: They must be pocket calls.
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pok-it kan-dee noun
1. Refers to the male genitals
2. Candy from the pocket of a man that a person may eat.
female-Sir, may I have some of your pocket candy?
male-Sure. Would you like banana flavor?
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A term for either a really, really, hot tasty food or a condom filled with warm shit for later pleasurable use.
Damn I just love eating these hot pockets!
Last night I used a hot pocket!
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a pocket on your being that has drugs or something illegal in it
a slang term so that you could warn someone that your in possession of something that your not suppose to have
hey nigga wanna skip class?
nah, i dont wana risk gettin caught cuz i got hot pockets
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when a girls farts and the hot air creeps in between her pussy lips and stays there for a while.
When Tabby's hot pocket finally came out, it smelled like cabbage!
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