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Marijuana that is so sticky you cant smoke it.
I got some good shit! That purple sticky punch!
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A motto used to express ones determination to struggle with and overcome his or her problems.
"I'm sorry about your car, man. She was a real beaut! You okay?"
"I'll be allright. You gotta rock on and roll with the punches!"
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During sex, when a partner is in a doggy style position, you punch their kidneys at the same time as hard as one can.
1. Patrick needs a Double Donkey Punch.
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basically a payback for the female after getting donkey punched. The female gives the male a blowjob and when he ejaculates she spits its it in his face and then proceeds to punch him as hard as she can in the face.
girl 1: "me an my boyfriend are not speaking at the moment"
girl 2: " aww, what happened?"
girl 1: " he donkey punched me, so i gave him the payback power punch"
girl 2: "hilarious, well it's only fair."
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This is a sexual fetish in which a willing participant dons a pair of deep sea swim fins and a full faced snorkel mask. While handcuffed nude and on his knees a group of full bladdered women enter the room and attach and large pet cone (lamp shade) around the participants neck. One by one each women urinates into the cone until the participants face is fully submerged. At this point the final vixen then tops it off with a long over due bowle movement, thus creating the bliss of a turd in a punch bowl!
Honey, don't forget your full faced snorkle mask for tonight's swinger party. Remember it's you week to take the "Turd in a punch bowl".
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when your about to nut, shove the broads head all the way down your cock at the exact time you nut and cum comes flying out her nose.
"she was punching the silver dragon last night"
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While on the dance floor by yourself, begin to throw wild punches up, down, left, right and in circles. After 2 minutes of successful punches, you should begin to spark the attention of others who may either be in utter shock or admiration. Those in admiration will proceed to throw sporadic punches with you. You have officially started the party off right with the punch drunk dance.
After your last final of the first semester of law school you proceed to get hammered with classmates at a local bar. At the bar, you have consumed more than 5 drinks within 30 minutes. You begin to "hear the beat" from the bar's jukebox and walk to the middle of the dance floor. Punches naturally flow from your body like bruce lee with dementia. Consequently, you provoke classmates to do the same. The title of such classic dance moves is called the "punch drunk dance." *Warning: Blows to the face may occur.
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