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Hey Joe, I was riding the velvet dragon last night for the first time!
Did it feel better than vaginal?
To me, yes, but some people prefer apple pie to pecan.
To have intercourse with a girl on the dirtiest, filthiest carpet or rug you can find
Julio engineered the mexican carpet ride to the foreigner's friend on the filthy rug in the bathroom...twice.
Butt stuff. But like, very gentle and underwater.
Alyssa is very excited about getting married in the aquarium, but she does not want to ride the sea turtle.
Adam's Life Riding is a fantastic youtube channel. Full of interesting and exciting videos.
Adam's Life Riding follows the Life of a moto vlogger who's videos don't just entertain but give you the inspiration to get out and find your next adventure.
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These are the most exciting, elaborate, or fanciest rides in an amusement park or fair. You generally have to be taller than a certain height to go on these rides. They are very fun!
Did you see Gene's new bike? That is one 10 ticket ride!
A euphemism for male masturbation.
Don't disturb Dave, he's riding the palm sled.
Put you're girl into doggy style, slowly pegging her. Then, lean forward, wisper another girl's name in her ear, and see how long you can hold on to the beast.
"Hey Johnny, guess what I did last night? I tried the rodeo bull ride last night! Though Beth dumped me, it was worth it!"