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After you take a shit and wipe your ass you think it's nice and clean only to find out theres still some more in your o ring.
I have to go wipe my muck ring .
To not get lipstick on your teeth you put a finger between your lips and pull through. This will remove the product located on the inside of your lips and prevent it from transferring to your teeth. It also leaves your lipstick like a ring on your finger.
Girl 1: The lipstick keeps getting on my teeth!
Girl 2: Just put your finger between your lips and pull through.
Girl 1: Yes, but that will give me a lipstick ring on my finger and this lipstick doesn't come off easily.
Describes the obsession a racer may contract after driving on the Nürburgring in Germany. 'Ring flu is characterized by the irresistible desire to drive on the track, even if one is hundreds of miles away from it.
Friend #1: "Do you think Jon is ever going to quit? He's already done ten laps today!"
Friend #2: "No, I think he's got 'ring flu."
Friend #1: "Yeah, I thought so."
The TRUE onomatopoeia for a chainsaw.
Stand back! I got a chainsaw!
Ring ning ning ning ning ning ning...!
When a hickey is given to mark someone as taken. More often than not by broke ass ho's.
Thanks Rosa for the Mexican wedding ring now my #1 girl will know I'm taken by another!
When u have anal sex - but know you shouldn't brag about it to anyone
i told the boys...i broke the ring of honor
You literally pull all the girls, since women often masturbate with that finger
Holding up ring finger