Rule 0

It usually works better if you plug it in. This rule applies to all electronic devices and most other situations by analogy.

The clock doesn't work. Before buying a new clock -- try Rule 0.

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Rule 63

A porn thing where you change the gender of a character

I need some good porn.

Have you tried Rule 63?

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Rule 426

A variation of Rule 34, this rules declares that if it exists, there is, or will be, a crossover with the Aliens (or Predator) franchise.

Did you see the Rule 426 A.L.F. meme? With the cat exploding out of his chest?

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Rule 32

If it exists there must be a porn of it

Did you see that my little pony rule 32 it was so hot

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Glen Rule

If it is within 30 minutes of going home or to lunch - any requested activities which may interfere with going home or going to lunch may be postponed until ones return simply by declaring the Glen Rule "In Effect". Doing this forces the requester to return after you are back from lunch or home and reduces the chance of you not being able to enjoy your time at lunch or home

George - "I need help moving these boxes."
Mike - "Glen Rule, catch me tomorrow." (or after lunch)

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Donut rule

A rule in college where if you are heard having sexual relations of any kind, even with yourself, a roommate, hall-mate, or anyone else from your section of the housing can knock loudly on the door and shout "Donuts" along with their name and the resident of that room must buy the caller a donut or two the next day.

1: "Billy and Mandy are having sex across the hall."
2: "Go knock the door!"
1: *knocks the door and shouts*
2: "Looks like you get to go to the bakery!"

Next day
1: "Dude, I'm so glad I called the donut rule on Billy last night"
2: "Why?"
1: "Because he gave me free donuts dipshit!"

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yoink is the rule

The rule that states when a person is in a position to steal, or yoink from another, one must do so.

Herbie could not decide whether to turn right into the parking garage ahead of the vehicle waiting in the street to make a left into the same garage. As he pulled into the garage ahead of the other vehicle, he remembered, "Yoink is the rule!"

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