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Kiss a guy who’a name starts with J
On September 17 kiss a someone with a name that starts with j
Adverb- While driving down the highway drinking miller lite, flashing the centerfold of a Playboy to passing motorists.
En route to our destination, we had lots of fun Miss Septembering all the cars we passed until we noticed the man next to us was driving with his mother in law who slapped him in the face for looking too long. Fortunately we did not get pulled over.
The dates when the most perfect couple was born, Libra and Aquarius. They are the best out there, they cannot ever be broken and no matter what they go through, they will always stand back right on their feet, loving each other even more.
They were born on 23th September & 25th Janurary. Wow, they are really made for eachother!
when someone on September 26th turns a year older yet me
September 26th is national ‘show me your butthole’ day. It’s an amazing holiday for all booty lovers, so don’t be shy, and show a friend your ass.
Hey it’s September 26th, you know what that means ;)
National grab your girlfriend/boyfriend or crush's ass day
Person 1: Today's September 26th slap your crush or lovers ass today
Person 2: I'm slapping carols ass today
The day your gf has to give you the sloppiest head ever known
Thank god it’s September the 3rd time for some head