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Literally, "Jacking Off (like a) Monkey, Bitch!" Syndrome. First depicted on the youtube video 'Divine Powers" by Makemebad35, aka Damian; caused, as can be inferred, by jacking off so often and/or vigorously that you develop arthritis-type symptoms, usually in the arms and hands, causing you to fail at eating Frosted Flakes. Can only be cured by a clearly insane man pretending to be a "faith healer" slamming the affected wrists onto a table and yelling religious outbursts directed towards the "possessed" appendages.
Victim: "I failed at eating Frosted Fakes!"
Fake Healer: "Well son, it sounds like you got JOMB Syndrome!"
Victim: "JO, what?"
Fake Healer: "Jacking off like a monkey, bitch-a!"
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A guy that thinks being well over 6 feet makes him invincible and invulnerable. Like Napoleon syndrome, not all guys over 6 foot 4 have Goliath syndrome. The man from the Guinness book of records most likely did not have Goliath's syndrome despite being nearly 9 feet tall. This could have been what they say about giants not having long life spans. Mostly a guy over 6 feet that likes to pick on people who are under 6 feet, but wouldn't pick on somebody over 6'4, 6'6, this is Goliath's syndrome at work.
That albino kid Silas has bad Goliath syndrome man. Somebody at this school is gonna decapitate that freak if he doesn't quit putting them in wall lockers, he never fights with the football players, basketball team or the teachers always just the kids he think can't stand up to him.
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Where you subconsciously start disliking something just because loads of people tell you that its great.
I finally watched that Slumdog Millionaire film last night, everyone was telling me it was the greatest film ever
Did you like it?
No, it was fucking shit!
Really? Sounds like you have got McDonald's Syndrome to me
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Also known as R.S this syndrome is when anything another individual does repulses you.
It has effected every one of us at one point or another in our lives. There is no foundation, rationale nor cure and when affected it's difficult to disguise.
The most common cause is after sexual relationships with an individual you no longer want sexual relations with. Their very being repulses you - the way they breath, a slight blemish, the way they hello or god forbid their touch. Other common causes include but are not limited to:
a) work mates whose opinions are irrelevant and whom you ignore at any cost
b) family members, particular old and / or extended who's smell never seems to leave
I recently dated Penelope who's perfect in every way - pretty, awesome body, funny and intelligent. We dated for a few weeks and now I have repulsive syndrome (R.S).
I'd never previously noticed that she has a hairy top lip, I know she's got a dark complexion but its almost like a full on moustache. As awesome as her body is that beauty spot on her forearm needs to be operated on, I think its actually grown since I met her.
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It's a syndrome you get for playing too much FiveM, you can get it really easy.
And when you get it you usually stop playing with your friends
I'm gonna play FiveM all-day
That's how you know your friend has FiveM-Syndrome
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1) When a male, typically of the virgin type, is unable to communicate with a potential mate. Often lacking in character or willpower to converse with females. Typically, normal conversation is interupted by phrases such as "uhhhh" or "F".
The phrase washi syndrome is derived from washy and wishy washy.
He has washi syndrome because he can't talk to a girl.
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When during summertime you happen to glance at a pack of pens, a bottle of glue, or a notebook and relized that no matter how much fun you have that summer school is around the corner.
Matt: Hey Jake whats wrong youve seemed pretty bummed lately.
Jake: yeah man today I drove past an advertisment for school supplys and I got a bad case of "Stationary Syndrome".
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