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When you haven't been for 4 days and you kinda just squat in a bush and it explodes ruptures your anus till you bleed more than Kim k after a night ray j, or when a gay guy forgets to pull the anal beads out
"That was great ray j but next time flush after you do a meaty one"
When an athlete has six championship rings. So that they can put the sixth one on their dick
Michael Jordan has so many rings he’s got one for the dick.
Being turned off extremely that it goes into the negatives.
Example: You worked so hard to get close to doing the thing but then you don’t, so you’re negative-one’d. You also tend to get really angry and sad after this happened because you can’t quite put the words together to express what you feel about what happens as the negative-oner also tries so hard to make it seem like they don’t get your hints.
“I can’t believe this! I go negative-oned so bad!”
A “One Spurlock” is a texas cowboy term orriginated in Starks, Louisiana where one slowly rises a closed fist in the air somewhat resembling a knuckle sandwich but with a little more attitude. A “One Spurlock” typically instigates bar fights, arguments at your local boat ramp and shit talking on Snapchat.
I swear bill if that somebitch says my diddy bought this Phoenix bass boat and 2018 f350 I’m gonna give him one spurlock and fuck his girl.
one of the best songs ever, get it lol
person 1: what is that!?!?
person 2: metallica. why?
person 1: well i dont know anything about that
person 2: THEN LISTEN!!! its one by metallica.
The title for the most ancient and old man in the group chat. He's wise and clam and pro mimic player.
"no spamming"
- ancient one