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When a man is brushing his teeth while taking a shower and the paste drops down and lands on ones meatus causing a stinging sensation.
I was trying to get a head start to my day by brushing my teeth in the shower and accidentally gave myself a Kentucky Uncle.
Uncle Gertrude is an inspirational man apart from his weird name.
He is very generous and gives his nieces moncler coats but they rip easy.
He is also a pedophile
Brennan: N word
Dylan: Brennan is the best shut up your uncle is called Gertrude!
Liam: uncle Gertrude!
The boss at work thats friends with everyone and you all call him Uncle Chris
Hey uncle Chris thanks for giving that Sunday shift off
A fucking sexy beast monkey that went missing and everyone is sad. He is a obese monkey that has the biggest schlong!
Omg uncle fatty went missing nooooo!
When you shove a light bulb up your ass instead if your mouth.
I was felling kinda kinky so my girlfriend hooked me up with a reverse Uncle Fester
An "Uncle Tucker" is a term usually used to describe a dumb American who blindly supports their country and military and dickrides it to an extreme extent, usually getting extremely defensive at any criticism towards the USA.
"That redneck got mad at me for criticizing the military again, what an Uncle Tucker."
When two family members are each others uncle/nephew
Your Dad did something and now we're unclings