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Somebody who if it wasn't for social media would be completely ignored. Thrives in the company of other Uncle Knobheads. Nobody else is impressed.
I'll just have a look at social media to see what people are thinking about the latest from the Middle East. Oh fuck, the Uncle Knobheads are there already.
A picture of Uncle Moe with Nick Molnar’s face edited onto it.
Hey look at my new contact picture for Nick Molnar it’s combined the current big chungus joke we’d been saying earlier and has uncle moe in it therefore making him uncle chungus, this is really good.
When in the presence of several bitches you point to one and says I WANT YOU.
Price: yo these bitches are almost here.
Me: yea man its gonna be great!
(Bitches arrive)
Price: (points at the blonde) I WANT YOU!!
Me: you just got uncle sammed.
Great-great-great-grandparent's brother.
My great-great-great-great-uncle is a good person.
An sinful word that can cause a mans penis to disappear without a trace. If said to a female it can cause enlongated testicles to grow in place of the clitoris.
John: your grandpap trap
Becky the black: shutup u gay I’ll make your millimeter Peter disappear
John: do it lol
Becky the black: ur uncle a lesbo
*johns penis evaporates*
Terry's Uncle is a dinosuar that cuts his hair with claws
Terry's Uncle Riped my hair out
When your uncle molests you on a fishing trip 🎶never made it as a wise man🎶
When i was 7 in gatlenburg Tennessee i got uncle ricked