To have weed taken from you without consent.
Person 1: Hey, are you down to chill tonight?
Person 2: No man, my roommate totally weed raped me. He just left me ten dollars and took the rest of my green. That shit wasn't consensual.
Weed that has been fucked with by the government, usually isn't natural and is sprayed with pesticides or heroin spray
1st Guy: Ay Yo , Bro you got that gas ?
2nd Guy: Yea it's that dispensary shi tho
1st Guy: Nah Cool man,ion smoke that GMO weed man ,i want that natural Ganja ,wah Gwan
Man I’m naked on weed today, but I will be straight tomorrow.
She/he is real when I lose my weed she always guides me back to the stash same if my friend lost weed I will sniff that shit out like a dog because I have a weed fairy on my side
Me:oh shit where tf did I put my weed ?!?!?
Weed fairy:this way look over here it’s right here !
Me:damn thanks Up top
A French artist who’s also very stupid
Why are you acting like a Milk Weed
Verb. 1) removing weeds via a long hand-operated tool. 2) removing male stress via a long hand-operated tool. 3) removing female stress via use of a long hand-operated tool.
1. He weed-whacked the edge of his yard. 2. He weed-whacked until he exhaled and fell asleep. 3. He weed-whacked her until she whimpered and fell asleep.
Not to be confused with "ocean vegetation", this is a code-word for marijuana --- i.e., "c" weed, with "c" standing for "cannabis".
It's widely known that many commercial fishermen bring in "something other than fish" during many of their offshore hauls; to both avoid arousing suspicion among the authorities AND secretly convey to their cohorts that they "have the goods", they claim to be hauling "c-weed" as a side-business to their regular Pisces/crustacean-based harvesting.