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A Dylan is one of the best people around. They are good at a lot of things, but tend not to flaunt their skills. They usually like boys and girls and make for one of the best friends you could have. People who don't know them will think they're weird but they will do anything to help a friend. They have an amazing sense of humour and are very smart. They love fiction books. Especially ones with adventure and/or action. They would make a great girlfriend/boyfriend because they will always be thinking of the one they love. Dylan's will do anything for a friend. If a friend needs help a Dylan will drop everything to help them. A Dylan is always honest. They don't like attention but are great audience speakers. They do whatever they want and don't care what other people think about them. If a Dylan loves someone they will stay loyal to them forever. A Dylan will always focus on the bright side. They can make you feel better just by smiling at you. Most people admire a Dylan and value their friendship so much. A Dylan excels at school. They understand emotions really well. They will always know how you feel and will do anything to make their friend happy. You can always trust a Dylan with you secrets and they won't tell anyone. They are great at debating. They are into nerdy stuff and really love video games. They are very artistic and creative. They have a great imagination. If there is a Dylan in your life you should value their presence.
Person A: omg Dylan is so thoughtful!
Person B: I know right! They're my best friend! I hope he's my friend forever!
A tall, thicc boy. Always has a girlfriend because they perceive him to be aloof, when actually he is lazy as hell. Somehow has mild to moderate jawline despite his major source of exercise being thumb movement on xbox. Lungs contain the winds of the four corners of the earth, and always is able to burp. Likes his women like his KFC chicken: Yummy in the tummy and always on the bone. He is very callipygian. Has a timed schedule upon which he lifts shirt to air out his ENORMOUS areolas and pinpoint nips. FIN
He's SOOOO DYLAN! He lifted his shirt like 4 times on our date, and then burped down my throat when we kissed.
Dylan is a hot, sexy, big dicked, motherfucker who eats out milf's in his free time.
Dylan is a person who is clearly gay and is waiting for someone to ask him he is in love with his sole mate Alex
Dylan is the super competitive guy who has an above average ability in football. Mostly all of the time he is an absolute jerk but that is compensated by his humor (although it can be an upsetting joke) All Dylan’s are INCREDIBLY terrible at drawing. However, every Dylan can concoct a masterpiece of literature that’s recognised by everyone in their lives. Now to end this definition of a Dylan, they are ALL popular kids for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
Classmate 1: Did you see who scored that incredible goal in football?
Classmate 2: I didn’t but his name is most definitely Dylan!
Classmate 1: We just need to see his terrible art ability to confirm it 😂
Dylan is a gorgeous, incredible, and outstanding person who has a beautiful heart. Any guy that dates her or even just gets the chance to talk to her is lucky. She will listen to your problem when you're sad, no matter if she is sad herself. She puts people before her. Dylan has an AMAZING sense of humor and has an incredible laugh and smile. She has a smile that will make you want to smile if you're sad. She is so fun to be around. Dylan has a great and bright future ahead of her. She will be famous for having an OUTSTANDING singing voice. She will melt your heart when you hear her sing. She is beautiful, she is perfect, she is stunning, she is amazing, she is 110%. She is just perfect, inside and out.
-Bryan M
Dylan is perfect
Dylan is a very short individual. Dylan will try his hardest to avoid most confrontations. Dylan looks up to Shayne emotionally and litteraly.
Brian: who is that toddler over there?
Derek: he is not a toddler, that’s Dylan. Do not call him short he is very sensitive.