Gabby Gun

A sticky poop glued to a butt

That girl has a gabby gun

Machine Gun Swiping

Swiping "like" on dating apps so fast with no regard for the profile. The objective is to get matches, then read and look at profiles.

Ex 1: Sorry, I'm not interested in you. I was machine gun swiping and you got caught in the crossfire.

Ex 2: Why did you match with that Fugly?

- I was machine gun swiping

With a gun to your head

The state of being able to quickly remember something.

“Who was your favorite middle school teacher?” - Ellen

“I honestly don’t know. It’s been years since I was in middle school.” - Kurt

“I’m sure you’ve had a lot of teachers in middle school whom you couldn’t name with a gun to your head.” - Ellen

Tons of guns

A surplus of any items needed for a particular occasion.

Fern: Do I need to bring a Dutch or some beer for tonight?

Me: Nah son, I got tons of guns.

gun flipping

When u see someone f*ck ur mom and ur sister at the same time and ask u to join in.

Hey johnny im f**king ur mom and sister wanna join?! Gun Flipping is the action of f*ucking ones mom and sister at the same time and asking u to join in on the fun.

Gyatling Gun

A gun whose only job is to slay as many gyats as humanly possible.

I’m about to go to the club and whip out my gyatling gun.

Gun Lap

A pimped out lap dance for gangstas.

Did ya hear what Josh did to this one girl?
No, what?
He gave her a Gun Lap.
Dude, that's chill.