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A real pussys drink tastes like aged piss in a bottle
Hey get me a Reds apple ale , fuck off
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When your eating someone’s ass then someone else comes in and pukes in that persons ass. That person then shits the vomit back onto you.
Bro Sara Johnson and I hit that Georgian apple pie last night.
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So say when you are texting someone, you talk about states and countries. You name Brazil, South Africa and then Argentina. But your friend spells it like this:urgent Tina
P1 shows pic of food: bone apple tea!
P2 replying: it’s bon appetéit
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The act of filling a condom full of apples, Carmel and human feces. Then putting the condom in the freezer for that slight chill.
Judge: "Did you or did you not beat the neighbors dog with a Dutch Apple Crisp?".
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The act of a man shoving his fist up the anal cavity of a partner and then glazing the fist with his warm sticky semen and letting the partner lick the hand clean. Much like an apple covered in chocolate, then glazed with caramel.
Yesterday Abbie asked me to give her a chocolate caramel apple, so I did and she said it tasted like shit.
hot carl booty caramel apple chocolate apple cleveland steamer rusty trombone rusty fishhook
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To break one's first iphone. A precursor to many more broken iphones to come, but the first cut is always the deepest.
Susan: "I just broke my first iPhone"
Jane: "way to pop your apple girl!! Don't worry, it gets more comfortable the next few times you do it"
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when you’re fucking a German girl from the back, buss on her ass, spread your nut over her cheeks, and sprinkle some powdered some powdered sugar on top.
Adolf: Yaaa, last night I baked Helga a German Apple Cake
Franc: Svveg
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