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The act of filling a condom full of apples, Carmel and human feces. Then putting the condom in the freezer for that slight chill.
Judge: "Did you or did you not beat the neighbors dog with a Dutch Apple Crisp?".
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The act of a man shoving his fist up the anal cavity of a partner and then glazing the fist with his warm sticky semen and letting the partner lick the hand clean. Much like an apple covered in chocolate, then glazed with caramel.
Yesterday Abbie asked me to give her a chocolate caramel apple, so I did and she said it tasted like shit.
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That shit your aunt makes at Thanksgiving.
Damb, This Apple Crumb Pie is banging.
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A bad case of explosive diarrhea often accompanied by severe stomach pains.
I would've totally gone out last night, butI spent the night on the tiolet with a wicked case of the green apple meanies.
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To break one's first iphone. A precursor to many more broken iphones to come, but the first cut is always the deepest.
Susan: "I just broke my first iPhone"
Jane: "way to pop your apple girl!! Don't worry, it gets more comfortable the next few times you do it"
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when you’re fucking a German girl from the back, buss on her ass, spread your nut over her cheeks, and sprinkle some powdered some powdered sugar on top.
Adolf: Yaaa, last night I baked Helga a German Apple Cake
Franc: Svveg
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It’s when ur attracted to apple juice…. You aren’t sure how to explain it but you’re literally drinking it all the time and the thought of apple juice makes your toes tingle!
“Dude…. I don’t mean to be weird but this girl has a fetish, an apple juice fetish. All she does is speak breath sleep live apple juice”
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