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mexican carpet ride

To have intercourse with a girl on the dirtiest, filthiest carpet or rug you can find

Julio engineered the mexican carpet ride to the foreigner's friend on the filthy rug in the bathroom...twice.

by whorhey45 November 8, 2014


riding the velvet dragon

v. To engage in anal sex.

Hey Joe, I was riding the velvet dragon last night for the first time!

Did it feel better than vaginal?

To me, yes, but some people prefer apple pie to pecan.

by fredoandmichael December 27, 2013


ride the sea turtle

Butt stuff. But like, very gentle and underwater.

Alyssa is very excited about getting married in the aquarium, but she does not want to ride the sea turtle.

by Ataraxy137 May 27, 2017


Ride-A-Long Banger

Someone who associates with gang members but is afraid to act accordingly when it is time to "catch a body."

That fool Joshua is just Ride-A-Long Banger, when they started shootin he ran like a bitch!

by librawomen$ July 13, 2015


riding the cotton cowboy

When a girl is horny and straddles their pillow and grinds on it to get herself off..

I got caught riding the cotton cowboy, so I was told to wash all the pillows now

by JuicyTroll June 16, 2015


riding the palm sled

A euphemism for male masturbation.

Don't disturb Dave, he's riding the palm sled.

by The Dumbo Slap April 27, 2010


tonight we ride

A phrase used when a bunch of mates are going to go out together, perhaps on a sesh, or just to have fun.

“Mate, I am stoked for tonight”
Hell yeah!! Tonight we ride!”

by Cloudman74 August 20, 2018