Forced shitting by another human.
Stop turkey basting me and rubbing my shit on you
When a man ejacuates inside of a pregnant woman. More commonly used when the woman is pregnant by a different man
"There goes Patrick, yeah, he's got a thing for turkey basting."
if you have no manual dexterity problems, stop telling me your limo is triple parked; all you have to do to is stop being such turkey fingers and learn the phrase "practice makes perfect"
the sexual act of using a turkey leg as a butt plug and then eating it out of the anus.
Next weekend I'm going to be turkey blasting my girlfriend all night.
Smoked turkey brine - when you master the art of intaking smoke from a cigarette through your urethra causing your sperm to have a Smokey flavoring similar to pipe tobacco.
Her face was covered in Smoked turkey brine - when you master the art of intaking smoke from a cigarette through your urethra causing your sperm to have a Smokey flavoring similar to pipe tobacco.
Another way to say "blowjob" but in a more discreet and humorous manner.
"Dude, I went to Turkey City last night."
A nickname for the male genitalia.
"I did her so hard last night, I even slapped her in the face with my turkey stick"