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When a male farts into his lover's mouth while pinching her nose shut right after she exhaled.
Carol, make me a sandwich before I give you a north dakota hot air balloon.
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person 1: silly motherfucker with his arms in the air
person 2: fucking wilbur stan
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A remark used about something that is ongoing, redundant, never changing, redundant and redundant.
Melanie: I hate this job. I hate everyone I work with. They're all backstabbin' cocksuckers. I hate my salary. I can't afford to feed my fish. It's your fault, you dick!
Melanie's boss: You tell me that every time I breathe air.
Zoe: Gosh, I'm sick of this new server here at work.
Waggs: It crashes every time I breathe air. No worries.
Melanie: I hate being sober. I hate getting high all day. I hate you, dick. You raped my dreams and let them die, you fucker. I could have been a dancer, cocksucker.
Melanie's son: Yeah, I know, mom. You tell me every time I breathe air.
Waggs: Dang, how many times are they going to show Empire Strikes Back?
Zoe: Its Spike TV. They show it every time I breathe air. Heck, let's watch it again. No worries.
Melanie: Fuuuuuuuuuck. I hate my spending problem. I hate that I have no money to spend. I hate all this stupid shit I bought. I hate this clutter. I hate being called a fucking horder all the time. I fucking hate you, bitch. Why didn't you get me that abortion?
Melanie's mom: Trust me I would have gotten my abortion if I had the money.
Melanie: Wait... what?? YOUR abortion.
Melanie's mom: Oh dear. Did I say that out loud?
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A clever saying from the book "Hocus Pocus" by Kurt Vonnegut that he uses as a term for the end of the Vietnam War.
This saying now can be said to reprisent the ending of something that you'd rather not say, such as a relationship or a friendship.
Girl 1: "Why don't you and Nick talk anymore?"
Girl 2: "Well, after the excrement hit the air-conditioning, he just turned into a complete asshole and stopped talking to me."
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When a masculine man pulls out his phallus for recreational activity.
That bitch is so hot! I just, I just have to whip it out like it needs air.
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Elite army forces of the United Kingdom. They have about 360 personel. These guys are some of the most elite (if not the most elite) in the world too. They inspired the creation of the U.S. army's Delta Force (who they cross train with). The SAS are the grandfather of all special operation units in the world. They have been around since World War 2. Despite the fact being called "air service", they do hardly any air service; Most of their missions take place on land and sea. The only air missions that I could think of them doing are hyjacking a flying airplane, rescuing hostages on an airplane, and of course riding and getting deployed by helicopters as well as jumping out of them. Prior to joining the SAS, one must have already been in the army for atleast 3 years. Liam Neeson was trained by a former SAS member for the movie "Taken". Now some Americans who are idiotic, don't know what they are talking about, are ignorant, biest, cocky, and dumb often make fun of the British SAS for being British and say they suck compare to American Special Ops like the SEALs when in reality the SAS are about equally elite as America's Delta Force and SEAL Team Six (the best special ops in America as well some of the best in the world).
American Idiot-The British SAS aren't tough because they are British and America has the SEALs who took out Bin Laden!
British SAS commando-If you say something like that again, i'm gonna beat your ass like 20 times harder than Liam Neson could. S.A.S. stands for "Special Air Service" . We are called "Special" because we are elite. And unlike MOST soldiers of the U.K. the British Special Air Service (S.A.S.) could destory nearly any American military unit besides Delta Force and SEAL Team SIX!
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An intricate manuever inspired by Eminem. This act is performed correctly when a man places a deflated balloon into the snatch of a horny babe and has her queef excessively until the elastic balloon is completely inflated. The man then inhales the fermented air into his lungs and belches the stench into the face of the woman.
That chick from Racine was into some kinky shit. Last night, she had my friend Dan do the Wisconsin Hot Air Balloon. Don't talk to him, he still hasn't brushed his teeth.
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