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When a group consisting of four people attempt to consume 2 large pizzas, a thirty pack of beer, a 5th of hard alcohol, and an 1/8th of marijuana.
Dude! The Great American Challenge got us so fucked up last night!
-A Girl Thats been Ran Through Like A Used Car.
-A Girl That loves having sex and giving head. Any one that wants it can really mash out.
-A Chick That Smash Multiple Homeboys
-A girl thats known by everyone in town.
-A Song by Dallas Artist Yung Nation thats explains it even more. IYESS
"I Swear I Seen That Girl With A Different Guy Every Day This Week." "Yea She an All-American Statout".
A recent study suggests that although many Americans appear nice on the outside, they are secretly self-centered porn-addicted eco-oblivious entitled rapists who love nothing more than to buy an expensive car and jack off in it. The blacks? No, actually they're innocent. I was mostly referring to the middle to upper-class white gents who are so detached from reality that they shield their innocent cock-sucking porn-watching girl-stalking teenagers from watching harmless entertainment like South Park.
Today, I got a talking to by an All American Shit. As soon as I realized the situation, I tried to walk away, but I'm black, so I got lynched and, when the police showed up, they participated in the lynching and cheered it on. Fuck America, land of the free and home of the entitled jackasses.
A pretty new industrial metal band, close friends to System of a Down. The 7 member band, which includes a lead singer, a bassist, a drummer, two guitarists, and two keyboardists, is quickly gaining a reputation for both the quality of their music and their crazy live performances. Also known to be gun freaks, every single member owns atleast one gun, their lead singer got in trouble for firing a real shotgun into the air when they were on stage at Ozzfest. The ultimate anti-boy band, coming in at a time when almost every other band turned pop(metallica, korn) or were pop from the begining(Linkin Park, Mudvayne).
American Head Charge is band that cares about the quality of their music, it's life and death for them.
During sex the most patriotic man will super glue a flag to his penis and wave it as the others suck him off. This is a way to show true American heritage.
In premarital sex between men of mixed races usually between 6 and 10 men there will be a man to pull the American flag shaft.
The house located on 704 W High St in Urbana, Illinois that was pictured on the cover of midwest emo band American Football’s 1999 eponymous debut album. Being the only image attached to the band for years, it has become something of a meme within indie/emo circles. Any trve emo enjoyer must make a pilgrimage to the house at some point in their life.
American Football Fan #1: Are we ever gonna make our pilgrimage to the American Football House?
American Football Fan #2: Let’s drive down there over spring break, there’s gonna be a house show and party.
What every blogger is writing in their spare time, when not at work, parenting or surfing the internet
"What do you do?"
"I blog about my adventures as a free-lance giraffe catcher, and in my free time, I'm writing the Great American Novel"