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angry birds

I used to jerk off to angry birds. When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn't stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.

i jork it to angry birds

KILL YOUR SELF NOW!!!!

by imsofuckinggaybro May 11, 2024


angry birds

Parents that are Pissed off because you report ça laisse à désirer and they refuse to help you to save your sinking Titanic.

I had 2 angry birds at home when I was younger.

by Sexydimma December 18, 2014


angry birds

angry parents that refuse to help you to save your sinking Titanic because you report ça laisse à désirer and they want you to do better

I had 2 angry birds at home when I was younger.

by Sexydimma March 13, 2015


angry birds

pig hate gang

frick those pigs we are angry birds

by piece of soup June 11, 2020


Angry Birds

A game where you shoot bird and try to kill pigs

"Angry Birds is a boring game."

by NotANormie August 25, 2017


angry yop

Hard Ejaculation

She was begging for a drink so I gave her and angry yop

by Scraggers December 2, 2020


Why Am I So Angry?

Why?

Hym "Why am I so angry? Because for the first 12 years I was depressed and suicidal and now that I can be certain that it wasn't a manifestation of my own mind and that this is something that was DONE TO ME I have ever right to be angry! You will accept the consequences of your collective transgressions against me or I WILL IMPOSE THEM! WHAT I DO TO YOUR KIDS IS GOING TO MAKE YOU LOVE MISOGYNY, ANTI-SEMITISM, RACISM, AND HOMOPHOBIA BY COMPARISON YOU RETARDED VERMIN!"

by Hym Iam August 13, 2024