The candy bar you eat on the toilet.
Ew, you disgust me!! Toilet Twix is just an innocent phrase for eating sweets on the toilet and has nothing to do with scat play!! Dirty bastard!!
When you jerk off to Skibidi Toilet like an Ohio sigma with your skibidi rizz in Ohio
Michael: Anthony is beating it to Skibidi Toilet
Jullius: He must be gooning so hard
Another meaning for “ah shucks” or “darn it”
Doilet toilet, I forgot my lunch box at work!
A toilet glizzy is a glizzy (aka Hot Dog), that has been left near a toilet, either intentionally or unintentionally. Regardless of how the glizzy ended up near a toilet, one should never consume said glizzy.
Person 1: "I was taking a shit at a truck stop and there was a gotdamn toilet glizzy on the toilet paper dispenser"
Person 2: "You eat it bro?"
Your fridge is empty therefore you're eating your freshly produced turd out of toilet
I was so hungry i had to go to toilet to make myself a toilet meal quickly
Sitting on the toilet and get in 3 different things, like dumping sperm in the toilet, urinating over it and shit on it. Or a menstrual loaf, urinating over it and shit on it.
I accomplished a toilet hat-trick this morning, after dumping some sperm in the toilet I pissed over it and shat on it!
When you simultaneously beat your meat, piss, and shit on the toilet.
Dude, I just had the fattest toilet trilogy in my mom's house!