Gud 1 Jan

When someone makes an awful joke or references something which no one understands, so the group of lads say "Gud 1 Jan" in order to show that it was incredibly dead banter.

"Why did the console peasant cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side."
"Gud 1 Jan"

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The Coogan 1-2

You punch someone in the throat as you grab their collar, then slap them in the face with a lightning-like open palm. This must be all in one motion.

I gave that tweaker the Coogan 1-2 last night. It destroyed him.

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The Old 1-2

sex act where you eat the girls pussy, then fuck her in the ass. Also known as the Lick & Stick.

I'd sure like to do the old 1-2 on Paula every week.

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da 1-12

When you finna put it one yo loved one, i'm talkin bout the freak shit: doin it anywhere, goin down, anytime anyplace or anything 112(the group) can tell you to do. The passion is blazing

It was his birthday so you know i had put da 1-12 on him.

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Wasp HAS.1

Westland Wasp HAS.1

The Westland Wasp HAS.1 is a British naval transport helicopter. It was introduced in 1957. It can be armed with Mk46 anti-submarine torpedo, FN 7.62mm GPMG on pintle mount, Mk44 AS torpedo, Aérospatiale AS.12 missile, Aérospatiale AS.11 wire-guided missile, British Aerospace Mk11 depth charge, Avibras LH70/19 rocket launcher with 70mm FFAR missiles, and Avibras HAS with LH70/7 rocket launcher (with 70mm FFAR missiles) and FN 7.62mm GPMG pintle mount.

Type: naval transport helicopter
Armament: Mk46 anti-submarine torpedo, FN 7.62mm GPMG on pintle mount, Mk44 AS torpedo, Aérospatiale AS.12 missile, Aérospatiale AS.11 wire-guided missile, British Aerospace Mk11 depth charge, Avibras LH70/19 rocket launcher with 70mm FFAR missiles, and Avibras HAS with LH70/7 rocket launcher (with 70mm FFAR missiles) and FN 7.62mm GPMG pintle mount
Dimensions: span 9.83m; length 12.29m; height 3.56m
Payload: 134kg
Speed: 211km/h
Range: 507km
Ceiling: 2682m

The Wasp flew over London.

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34 1/2

Having Mutual oral sex with a midget or someone half you size.

Yeah, this chick was so short that when we sixty-nined it turned into a 34 1/2!

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number 1's

Your most top clothes. The clothes you would wear to a ball, fancy dinner, job interview, etc..

Kent: Scatman, see your wearing your number 1's eh,

Scatman: Yeah, been trying to get a job as a hydraulics engineer

Kent: Sounds serious, you wanna get high?

Scatman: Yeah

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