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A general term for medication/ drugs. Tylenol? Thats girl candy. Black tar heroin? That’s girl candy.
Girl: my head hurts, I need some girl candy
Guy: what
Girl: it means I need to take something for my head
Receiving a blowjob while laying on beach with your toes buried in the sand.
“Remember that time Dan was getting a cotton candy sunset while his ribeye was cooking over open flame…?”
“May I please have a cotton candy sunset?”
“Do you think while kids are swimming in the ocean I can get a quick cotton candy sunset?”
in genshin impact: a waifu/husbando character (usually a limited 5 star) that sits as a companion in your serenitea pot to look pretty, not to ever be leveled or built.
(general) gacha games: a character you'll never use, but pulled because they're hot.
player 1: nah im not building eula, i just pulled cuz she's hot and i want her to redacted haha
player 2: so she's just teapot candy?
The weird yellow ring candy that just spawns in your Halloween trick or treat pillowcase that is wrapped in exclusively one piece of plastic with no nutrition label. Nobody at the function know where or how this "food" came to be, and may god only save you if you eat this atrocity to man. This shit was definitely made in a lab because how does one make something so abysmal.
Man, that makes that Abysmal Hard Candy look absolutely abysmal
An escort.
Did you see Jack last night? The girl he had on his arm was hot!
Yeah, Jack likes showing up with ATM candy.
Term popular in Reading for crushed amphetamines mixed with popping candy sweet used for recreation fizzy fun for all the family to enjoy
Person 1: hey dude did you get the popping candy
Person 2: ofc picked it up fresh tonight is going to be mad mate
What my dog leaves for me to step into when I mow the lawn.
What you never want to step in while getting out of the taxi; or anywhere else -- especially when late for a job interview.
I was deploying my umbrella, getting off the bus this morning and landed in the freshest pile of shoe candy!