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When an older man is infatuated with a younger, more attractive woman who (for a variety of age-related reasons) will Never consummate the relationship, but, when together, treats her as if she were a girlfriend.
"Look, there's Dieter and Jane!"
"They look pretty cozy in that corner..."
"Oh, they Are, alright. But, he's just got a Gentleman's Crush on her, so it can't be that deep..."
This day is on January 6th. If your crush asks anything you have to say yes!
Girl: hey National say yes to your crush day, wanna go out with me?
Boy: shoot, yes.
The capacity in your life backpack to carry around the crushes you have on ppl in your life.
Some people have many crush slots, others only have one.
'dude i'm thirsting her but my crush slot is taken'
'yeah babe he's hot AF but my crush slots are full so can't go there'
When one has a crush on someone's avatar in the metaverse
I have such a meta-crush on Reese's avatar
On this day you spam photos or videos of your crush on a social media app and tell them you appreciate them
“Today is national post your crush day!”
Omg really should I post them on Instagram?!”
“YES!”
When you bang someone so hard that they can't walk afterwards
I popped her cherry then I started crushing the pear.
Jejeh
October 17 national ask your crush out