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when someone with divorced parents is at their dads house that day and cannot hang out there is no way to explain why you just kinda are you can’t leave not because of a rule (most times) just cuz it’s kinda your own rule.
person one “wanna hang out tmrw”
person two “cant, im at my dads house”
Swerving all over the road, trying to hit someone in the back seat.
"He wasn't drunk, but he did get it charged with Aggravated Dad Driving."
Meaning me, Cesario Villa is your daddy. I don't care if you already have one, I am your daddy :)
Cesar is Dad!-Day Cesar is Dad!-Katie Cesar is Dad!-Haydee
ollys dad is a massive bender and has a retarded son called olly.
"ollys dad is bent "
"MY DADS NOT BENT"
Normally called a logger,reeks and is one of the #worst ones
Although MY mum is 5% worse
“Dad-I need the toilet
Mum-we’re getting a divorce
Me-at least it means I don’t have to smell THAT whopper of a dAd pOo