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When a girl is depressed about the lack of dick in her life
Girl: I need to get laid It's been a while
Other girl: your dick depressed
(noun): a portmanteau of dick cheese and chancellor, used to denote a person who has either used a position of power, real or imagined, or their own odious personality traits to position themsleves as the most grating person in the organization (i.e. the aformentioned chancellor of all nearby dick cheeses)
Man 1: Heads up they're having a meeting to announce Peterson as the new department head this afternoon.
Man 2: Oh how nice, it's like his official coronation as the new Dick Cheesellor of the office!
A person who is obsessed with finding a guy with the best dick possible. They haggle over the price (the characteristics of the guy) and try to determine if the guy is worth the dick.
Tom was going to propose to Melissa until he found out she was a dick haggler and knew he didn't have enough to compensate for his average member.
When a female or male titties are stretch out they look like dicks.
Dan: yo that bitch got dick tits
The act of getting cummies all over your whiskey dick while tackling a growling land shark.
Aw man I got all fucked up on C4 and peppermint schnapps. I took this beast to my buddy's sister's room, laid her out but only ended up with GooGoo Dick
Spending time doing nothing import. AKA lollygagging
Stop dick dacking around and lets go get a beer.