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Banging a chick in the grass at a graduation party, then making the designated driver sniff your fingers when you’re done.
Holy shit! Sam gave Claire a dirty woessner at Harrison’s grad party!
When you take a shit in a ships water supply.
Some fat greaseball whore dirty vesseled your boat, by the way.
Give a woman an extra chromosome when fucking their tits off. Then consume their milky liquids from their tits and become immortal.
When you save a girl from death then she and her friends proceed to have a foursome
I save a girl and we Dirty Marcos
A public washroom stall who's door does not shut. While taking a dump, you must hold the door closed with one hand while squatting in order to take the dump. This resembles the position of an NFL linebacker before the snap.
UGH! I hate using dirty linebackers!
A crocodile that doesn't clean up after itself
My friend offered to show me his dirty crocodile, but I wasn't sure what it was so I ran away. Now, I am on urban dictionary realizing my fear was irrational.
(Termometro sporco) The sexual act of going from anal insertion to oral insertion while climaxing.
It took some convincing but in no time at all I was giving her the Dirty Thermometer