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A Douche Bag is typically a person that takes selfies in the mirror with their shirts off, while biting their lip. Their bio usually includes something to do with marijuana, and "bitches". They also think they can get any girl, while talking shit on them. If you have any of the
Douche bag #1- Yo you see that bitch right their? Yeah i bet I could fuck her
Everyone else- Yeah haha..ha... you sure? You take selfies in the mirror with your shirt off smoking weed.
One who thinks he is 'the shit' when in reality he is a giant tool.
"My boyfriend Nick G. called me a cunt and a fucking bitch today, right after we left the Dodger game."
"And you're still together? Seriously? Why do you enjoy dating a douche bag?!
Guy that buys expensive cloths and fixes his hair every five seconds instead of getting a haircut. Is a fuckboy basically.
Damn that guy he is a douche bag girls only like him because of his money.
Senator Steven Fielding (of the Australian Senate)
Fielding is such a douche bag!
The aftermath smell when douche didn't do the job the first time. The stench of the women with a hint of lavender.
Her douche stank filled the bus as the confused people wonder who had stinky flower.
Percent of douche in an area. Typically used to describe a high percentage.
Example
Jeff: Are you guys thinking about going to Rehab at the Hard Rock?
Scott: Probably not, usually there is too high of a douche-centage there.
An article of clothing created when a frat bro or any gym-oriented young man rips the armpits of his tank a bit too much, therefore resulting in what is basically a sweaty double-sided cape.
Kyle: Yo, check out my new tank. It shows off my guns.
Mack: Bro, the chicks will love it. They can totes see your nips.
Kyle: Sick, man.
Carly: Nice douche tunic, asshole.