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When you put Icy Hot on your partners rectum and then rub some on your penis and proceed to have anal sex.
Andrew was eating dinner thanksgiving night and asked me from across the table if I wanted to play "Enter The Dragon" later, to which I replied, only if its a Thursday ;)
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An individual that obsesses over their pet.
Person A) Yo, did you see Pete's dog on instagram. He did a back flip onto a skateboard.
Person B) Yah, man... He a dragon mom.
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Look at those homos playign Dungeons&Dragons in the lounge
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the last thing to do before you break up with your girlfriend
when she gave me head last night i made her look like an angry dragon since i was going to screw her over
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How any female with the name Caitlin exhales Marijuana smoke from the nostrils to closely resemble a dragon breathing smoke after breathing fire.
Caitlin: OH MY GOD SHE JUST DID A DRAGON BLOW AFTER HITTING THAT JOINT!!
Random Guy: Ya just like how I got a drag and a blow from your mom last night...
Caitlin: Thats not what I meant, SUCK A DICK!!
Random Guy: Oh damn?!?! well I still would rather get a drag and a blow from your mom over watching her exhale smoke bitch, now go get me a beer.
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A big shiny flying dragon bird thing who noone knows what the fuck it is from the yu gi oh television series, it's also the god card noone gives a fuck about because slifer and Obelisk are just better. this also means to paint your dick gold , flap your arms as if they were wings while your woman sucks your golden cock. commonly used with Obelisk the Tormentor
James: dude i opened my yu gi oh booster and i had a fuckin winged dragon of ra
matt: you mean your cock was painted gold and you flapped your wings like a pigeon falling down a chimney while your woman sucked you off?
James: no you fucking wanker i literally mean the card, although i did give her a Obelisk the tormentor...
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