Random
Source Code
Random
jesus junk is all the godsmuck malarky and rubbish that godgobbers rave on about
godgobbers are complete fools believing in all that biblical jesus junk and godsmuck.
It's all total bullshit.
4👍 8👎
berkunstochs (excuse my bad spelling)
Yo look at dat lame ass honky Brad and his goddamn jesus sandles.
8👍 21👎
a drink composed of 1 part vodka, 2 parts milk, 1 part half-n-half, and 2 parts Nesquik.
keep your rosary close, but keep your black jesus closer...
16👍 51👎
When a woman feels sorry for a man due to certain misfortunes or troubles and sleeps with him to help him feel better.She feels she can save him,even though for a minute..or two,max five!
1.He had been dumped by his girlfriend and lost his job on the same day so she got the Jesus Syndrome and gave him some.
2.Guy: (over the phone) Hi there.Will you come over tonight for some more loving
Chic:Dude like I told you the last 15 nights you've called,hell no! What we had last time was Jesus Syndrome. You've got a prosthetic leg now so you can walk again.I'm cured,stop calling me!
Guy: Bitch!
Chic:*hangs up*
6👍 15👎
The best food in the world, straight from the ass of jesus or barbers oven
Barber you fat shit give me your Jesus Shit
8👍 23👎
When a gay dude shaves his pubes into the shape of a cross.
His robe fell open, exposing his perfect Ginger Jesus.
2👍 3👎
A gay nibba that likes to succ on eddies toes while kisses him goodnight
Jesus peralta
2👍 3👎