is my dad back from the grocery store

my dad said he was going to the grocery to get some milk

he never hasn't back for 8 years

guy: hey siri is my dad back from the grocery store yet
siri: sorry I can not help you with that
guy: fucking piece of apple garbage

he get the drip from his walk

A non gay way of saying you got " sauce " or " you look good "

Tyson saw Lucas walking down the hall way flashing his ice on his wrist and said " he get the drip from his walk "

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Claire from the bon appetite test kitchen

synonym for amazing, great, beautiful because claire is an amazing person

was your day claire from the bon appetite test kitchen?

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PG Unit from St Andrews

PG Unit is sposed to stand for pretty girl unit, but no, we all know what it stands for. The prude girl/pretty gross unit is despicable. Not only are they strait NASTY but they are prude!! Can you believe this? I mean if you are a hot, innocent girl, its cool to be prude I guess, but they are ugly so they are supposed to be sluts, wtf?? Anyway, run if you see them, cause you aren't getting any and they are after all, pretty gross.

The prude girl/pretty gross unit doesn't give head, cuz they are gross and prude.

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walking from Anaheim to Santa Ana

To fall from grace very quickly; wasting your life partying, drinking, fucking, and glamorizing Jersey Shore and the Kardashians to the point where your morning hangover consists of you having lost your future, your friends, your family, and your true self.

This is a reference to the cities of Anaheim and Santa Ana being in a close walking distance (Anaheim is seen as the "nicer" city while Santa Ana is seen as "ghetto")

To go nowhere in your life.

"Yesterday Dumbass Jessica was bragging on Facebook about how she’s out with her friends partying in hotels in the city and that everyone should be jealous. This morning she’s posted she’s stuck in Anaheim and has to walk to Santa Ana." -- creepycreepmeout, Tumblr

A prime example of walking from Anaheim to Santa Ana.

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slip n slide from hell

Shredded parts of genitalia mixed with human Blood and excrement (of all kinds) plated down on a at least somewhat smooth surface.

Jeremy was in excruciating pain after unintentionally creating a 'slip n slide from hell' of himself.

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I don't come from graffiti

Phrase used by art historians who snub street culture whilst proceeding to discuss travels, blazers, and the nuances of english accents in the wee hours of the night.

"I don't come from graffiti..."
"wait, did you just say, i don't come from graffiti?"

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